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19/05/08            Tracka                          98 Best Street Devonport

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Mooning

Bastard’s Contribution to Dint’s upcoming birthday…

 

Dint going on Big Brother

Cheese didn't spread the news of Giggle's housewarming oparty last weekend. so we are making up with Dint's birthday party.

We know what happened to Corey! It started off with just one party. All Dint really needs is some ridiculous sunglasses. Make sure we get him some!

Read all about Corey's $$$ <here>

The truth and nothing but the truth

It apparently takes a sperm at least one HOUR (not one minute) to swim seven inches. So us guys have been working for an hour before them darn females even got the message! Don't believe me? Well go get your facts straight and read something on the internet (always correct!): http://theultimateplayers.com/sexual.php.

All the other facts were correct:

• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
• Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.
• There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
• Ecouteurism is listening to others having sex without their consent.
• The human brain cannot tell the difference between a sneeze and an orgasm

Good luck with the next quiz!

Poxy's Flour Saver

Would you believe this run was set with 215 grams of flour? I'd believe it! May not be the case, who knows for sure, perhaps there were people like there were in the PNG Goroka Hash where 'nationals' scooped up the flour to bake cakes with as they thought it was a waste! With today's interest rates and the mortgage squeeze, and the budget coming up,... well, who knows how tough some people have it.

Anyway, well done, we had a good run in the end, and no complaints about the tucker! We ran a massive 4.5 kilometers in 45 minutes, and burned just over 230 kCal which in terms of Weetbix is the equivalent of FOUR regular Aussie Weetbix WITH milk! Take note Little Fanny, Weetbix are good!

An impromptu mini after party for the Burnie Hash's benefit at GoneAgain's. He only invited the women folks because a new Hasher called Little Fanny was dragged in by Dini.. But shit, women come in different shapes, and it was not just Dini and Little Fanny from Wales, it was Flasher and Cheese and Killer and Giggles and... well, who knows who else was invading my privacy and assaulting my home-brew!

Giggles with GoneAgain's Black Pussy... If only his wife knew!

And in case you were wonderingLittle Fanny is the one with the... ahum.... well, I don't want to loose my PG rating... It is not Flasher!

And Flasher did not have his share of the red wine which was rightfully not his after GoneAgain fairly won the Amazing Race last week!

Poxys Place

Reminder:

12/05/08 Poxie/PB 3 Eugene St Devonport

Disclaimer!!

Getting into prickly situations?

Did you get the dreaded email or SMS with the much sought after "I'd hit that" subject? Apparently all of our email boxes and phones are getting flooded with "I'd hit that" messages. We are on the brink of a social revolution. Some of us still refuse to 'cross that line', will you be left untouched or will they miss out?

This message to urge us Hashers to stay in line and ignore all those requests for our bodies! Dhash.com does not accept any liability for diseases, pregnancies, losses or damages, whether direct or indirect, that you may suffer as a result of articles on this website or reliance upon any information provided. We also disclaim any responsibility or liability in respect of agreements made between Hashers and Harriettes, Hashers and Hashers, Harriettes and Harriettes, donkeys, horses or or any other objects of potential desire.

Webmaster----

PS. What is this all about? Read on!

Friends with benefits...

Friends with benefits...hahaha Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a putrid bum... There's at least one person in your hash that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... let's play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... If you want to date a hasher in the know, send a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them & stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit that". SCARED? . There is at least 1 hasher who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.. haha... SO... as it doesn't matter if you're married, in a relationship, or single.. You read this far! A test of your bravery..."

Anon----

PS Ecouteurism has no votes in the poll. I guess you all secretly listen to other people having sex. I am surprised we all suspect this is true... I extended the survey as I need to know which facts are false!

The Great Race

Yeah, no, nice, different, unusual.

A small step for mankind, a giant leap for hash! We were expected to read and write on the run. Pitchdark, no light on me either. I set off with Flasher who figured we should just do the first question and then retire to OzRock for a few refreshing ales after which we could just have a stab at guessing the answers. This was not to be. The second part of The Race was not issued to us until we got to town where we were forced to swallow. Yeah, no, nice, different, unusual. It was Sambucca, but most of us thougt it was cough medicine. At that point we were also outfitted with a new warderobe. Flasher got into his tight dress backwards. The next phase of The Race included Woolies and Coles where Dint did not want to wear a dress, so he took it off! I only hope he wore clean panties. We did a quick price-check on essential items such as overnight pads. Flasher and I got the cheapest prices in town on the items as I flashed my shareholders and frequent shopping card. At The Lighthouse, where we had to find answers to intimate matters, we concluded that the waitress did not wear panties, not after Flasher begged for them to take them off so he could get the only right answer. Bald Eagle was afraid of heights and did not go into the rocket, but Dyke did. Thruster was in her element in the rocket and went up twice - still she wanted more.


There could only be one winner, so when Flasher and I, us two being the most correct team had the final stand-off, I came out on top. This is because I had experience with a long schlong and got the ball to the door first with my stretchy pantyhose. Flasher innately took his ball to the backdoor.

So we walked/jogged 6.43 kilometers at an average of 4.7 km/hr....

OnOn
GoneAgain----

PS Don't start expecting runs or run reports like this too often!

Flasher in Action

Who is this handsome stranger with the extra set of lips?

Launceston Hash 30th

As per usual Devonport Hash had sent a correspondent for the celebrities. From all reports she has recovered alright but has not regained any memories of the event, except passing out in a car after running a 139 kilometer on the hash run or thereabouts. Her camera remembered a little more - even though it was set on a miserable 0.5 megapix setting!

Don't tell me these are Cheese and Giggles! Kraikee.


Oh, hello, what've we got here?

© 2008 Thruster Unco

from Thruster

RECEDING HARELINE

05/05/08            Crow                 Oz Rock Inn Ulverstone

12/05/08            Poxie/PB          3 Eugene St Devonport

 

On On

Sof's Run

Sof's final run from his house! We ran 70 meters shy of 6 kilometers in 53 minutes, averaging 6.6 km/hr. At no time did we go over 20m in elevation, nor did we go below 0m, except when Dini wanted to know about my second, lesser known, identitiy. We burned a massive 318 kCals which is enough energy to raise a liter of water to just over 3 degrees above room temperature.



The trail (yellow brick road) leading to the crime scene...

Look at that dish!

Recent porn star Dint directly after sculling a 183ml glass of f@$k^n cold beer.

Lost Property

Just lucky the camera lens was not damaged!

Golly! I like them... A reward for losing my camera?

The stuff nightmares are made of! Now this is punishment, I might have to throw the camera away now, it is tarnished for life!

Thruster rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous

Robyn Moore had to have Thrust's signature! Robyn who? The one with the Blinky Bill voice!

And Paula Duncan just loved her too. Paula who? You know, that seven time Logie winner, actress who did the “Spray & Wipe” commercials!

Gosh, and we just run with her!

Gosh Darnit

Technology for you... Did a recent update of the firmware for my N95 phone and sure enough the GPS function no longer worked. So according to my **paper-weight** (something it is always good for even when the batteries are flat or I forget to turn it on) we started at an unspecified location, and ran 0 kms over a 47.13 minute time period. We burned no calories.
When I wanted to show Prickle my sexy toy, advertising how it was far superior to the Windows Mobile operating system, it did not know where I was... and I realised that Houston we have a problem. Prickle left the scene dissatisfied and unfulfilled, and I was left standing in the cold with my useless toy in hand.

I fixed it today, so should be in action again next time... And who has my little Olympus camera? If it has any poop left on it I will be upset.

GoneAgain----

Dickhead Hash 1400th R*n

A highly successful and well organised event – oh sorry, no, that was a different Hash club - nevertheless a good night out with an egg-carrying pack of around thirty-something. Distance we ran –NFI.  Highest point on the run – that would be when Cheese stood on the back of Dykes ute.  Lowest point – watching Plunger eat a hard-boiled egg.   Maggie was entrusted with the Hub for using his new scarf to impersonate a Call Centre employee.  Grub and grog at Dannebrog’s later, where some of the senior members became a little blurry about where they had left the Hash record book.

On On - Dini

RECEDING HARELINE

21/04/08            Guardsvan         Dell Luck Reserve (near Don Railway) Bring a torch

28/04/08            Soff                   40 Esplanade Turners Beach

 

On On

NEXT RUN

14/04/08  To be set by Tracka from 4 Oldaker Street, Devonport

 

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Blog reports

Anyone can email run-reports, just send an email to trash at dhash dot com and it should magically appear here. If you attach a photo (with the paperclip icon) that will appear on the blog as well!

GoneAgain has gone AWOL for a couple of runs, will be back soon!

OnOn
GA----

Murchison HOFT

Phew, what a hike that was. Pushed my boundaries! According to my Nokia N95 we climbed from 745m. to 1275m. and was 10.44km each way. I don't believe it (mostly because I know it is 4kms each way according to <this website>! It took us a good two hours to get up. On the way down we took 1:45hr. as we charged to the car to get to the Warratah pub quicksmart. Home for tea despite advertising the food to the tourists drinking at the hotel!

Dyke, Dint, GoneAgain, Foghorn and Tracka were ready for it today. Although we were all happy to offer our lap to Prickle in case she showed up in Tuyllah on her bike she slept in! Bit hazy for the camera, but really was an awesome day.

Not for the faint of heart! Spotted one little snake...

Click on photos to see a slide show or click <here>.

Other Sports

More than half of you Hashers (58% to be precise) said you cheated outside of Hash by engaging in 'Other Sports'. So the new survey is designed to nail down exactly what other sports you actually do. Good luck!

NEXT RUN

Monday, April 7

Post Mt Murchison HOFT recovery run.
Usual Hash time (6.30 p.m. - Yeah, right!).
Run start - At Mersey Yacht Club carpark, East Devonport.

On, On - At Dint's place - 14 Church St, East Devonport.

Mt Murchinson HOFT reminder

THIS SUNDAY, APRIL 6.

Depart Macca's Car Park in Burnie at 9.30 a.m. (car pool from there).
Re-group at Tullah Cafe (formerly the tavern) - Prickle will be riding down
and meeting us there and Dint may be coming up from Hobart via Queenstown
(won't know until Saturday).

Also, Dint reckons the pics from someone else's trek, posted earlier, don't
really do the scenery justice, so why don't you come along and check it our
for yourself.
Alternate plan if mountain is fogged in - Montezuma Falls walk and maybe
stop at Rosebery Pub.
Alternate plane (B) - Go straight to the pub.

See you on Sunday,

On, On
Dint
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You made me ink!

Bald Eagle's Run was almost foiled by Tracka's diversion tactic of trying to get us to the on-on before the run. Run was good, despite the icy conditions we safely negotiated the 6.82 kilometers which took us to great heights (just over 100m.), from Well's car park (at 5m above sea level). The run took 48 minutes and a mere 365.1 kCal. For the record that is about 3 fingers of a KitKat bar!

Whoaps Tracka, I think you need to wipe it off!

Gone Again is up for some lost property, scattering his belongings in each of the three cars as well as the on-on... What's on his mind?

Giggles

Giggles submitted these pics of the walkers on Dyke's run.

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the.....

Happy Birthday Prickle

Spotted in Devonport celebrating another 21st...

Dyke's Easter Run in Port Sorell

After a walk around the block we almost called it quits - the blind walkers following the blind talkers not having found the trail across the bridge almost gave up, but decided to give it another whirl as we'd only gone for 15 minutes!


In the end the run was a flat (0-20m) 5.96kms which we covered in 45 minutes! 430 kCalories were burned and copious ones consumed in the BBQ afterwards. Dint got 12 down downs for his photo appearing in the paper a gazillion times, and the cheap port for desert made urine the topic of choice for Giggles and GoneAgain.


Hareline Reminder:

• 31/03/08 Bald Eagle Wells car park, Latrobe
• 07/04/08 Dint TBA
• 14/04/08 Tracka TBA

On On,
GoneAgain----

Bastard's St Patricks Punishment

Of course I had the gadget in myu pocket... but turned it on too late.
I measured these facts: We peaked at 140m and the cars were parked at 40m. above sealevel.
Dint told some local we went for a HASH run when asked what the cars were all about heading into the Dial range. On return we had the cops waiting for us. Bastard was long gone and drinking at home by that stage.

Onon,
GoneAgain----

HOFT - Sunday, April 6

Attention Hashers -

The next HOFT (don't ask what number as Tracka was keeping count), will be a trek up Mt Murchinson, near Tullah, on the West Coast. The plan at this stage is to leave Macca's in Burnie around 9.30 a.m. and car pool to Tullah.

Your guide for this fantastic trek up the mountain past alpine lakes and impressive cliffs is DINT. Dint is working in Hobart the night before and may travel to the West Coast from the South and meet you at Tullah (near the cafe - formerly the tavern) around 10.45 a.m., so someone else will have to organise the car pooling.

Updates later (an update is more news, or alternatively where you can stick it if you're
not interested).

On, On

Dint

PS. Photos from someone's hike up there <here>

Receding Hareline

• 17/03/08 Bastard Hole in the road, Dial Road Penguin, past motocross track
• 24/03/08 Dyke Port Sorell Hall
• 31/03/08 Bald Eagle Wells car park, Latrobe
• 07/04/08 Dint TBA
• 14/04/08 Tracka TBA

On On

Eagle

Captain Crab's Run

Remarkable run arranged by Captain Crab. He skillfully managed to get his wife to cook, his daughter to serve, Flasher to set the run, and GoneAgain to check on them. All went well and we got fed after our 7.13km run which we covered in 51 minutes -just over 7 minutes per kilometer! We probabably burned about 514.3 kCal. +/- 0.2 if your weight was about 70kg. Some of the (speed)humps on the run were as high as 20 meters - which we hit about 4-5 times.

NB: IF NO RUN INFO ON THE NEXT WEEKS RUN IS ON THIS SITE EMAIL ME AND I WILL FIX IT!

Leap Year Run

Where: Ulverstone – Rocket Park
When: Dooh – 29/02/2008 6.30pm
What: Stroll / run
After: Counter attack at local hotel
Cost: No cost for stroll – pay for own meal, etc

Receding Hareline

03/03/08            Yep                              I Mission Hill Road Penguin

10/03/08            Crab                             TBA

17/03/08            Bastard                         TBA                 

24/03/08            Dyke                             TBA     

 

Watch this space for updates

Eagle

Say Cheese

My gizmo advised me that we ran 7.16 kilometers in 1 hour precisely, mostly between sea-level and 20m above it. A good 500 Kilo-calories were wasted but were quickly replenished at the bucket.

There's gotta be a shortcut.... We contemplated swimming home but the 48 knot estimated tide was an effective deterrent...


There wasn't enough food to feed us, so extra 'Tori' protein was found in the backyard, hence reducing appetites and ensuring there was enough food to go around after all with plenty to spare.


Tori licked some butt, then she licked Cheese, then she ran off to lick our plates...

Reminder

For those that can't find the last hareline in all the junk below...
Tonight's run (25/02/08) is: Cheese, 33 Amherst Street, Ulverstone.

Picture of Modesty

Onya Thrust. Were you afraid of being recognised by the Paparazzi, converted to another religion, or you were just being modest?

Or maybe this is what happens when you have beer-withdrawals? Nah, that would not have been the case. This was Thrust before she broke into the Blue Mosque for prayers in Istanbul. Tourists are not allowed during praying sessions!

Specially Convened Happy Hour

Sof turning 60!
3pm Sunday 24 February
40 Esplanade, Turners Beach
BYO Grog

Come over and help him get some more grey hairs.

Tracka's Platypus Run

Here is the gadget's readout.

The stats: 9.5km (I reckon deduct 1.5km from that), 1 hour and 1 minute (for me). I topped out at 25.5 km/hr when I slipped down the bank with Thrust and FogHorn on the way home. We burned 684 kilo Calories!



I reckon the gadget had not obtained a position when I told it to start tracking us, which may have resulted in an extra 1 - 1.5km. Who knows. It also reckons we started at an altitude of 377 meters, and the picnic area was at 93m. Next time remind me to turn this thing on before the start! This technology always baffles me.

Myrtle Hole Latrobe

Was this meant to be a run?

Love-lost HOFT to Valentines Peak

Lurve is in the air this weekend is Don Juan Dyke prepares to lead the love-lost HOFT-ers to Valentines Peak on February 17.

Meet at Hampshire (the junction of Ridgley Highway and Natone Road, 31km south of Burnie) at 11 am sharp for convoy to the starting point. If you are late, you'd better have a fast car with a number on the side, because the road will be closed for Rally Tasmania.

MOON the MOON

You can Moon the Moon at DH3’s Full Moon Run on Thursday 21 February at Ottos Grotto, Ulverstone.

Meet at 6.30 pm for a run/stroll. Clothes optional.

No cost for run/stroll. Pay for own counter meal & refreshments afterwards.

This event is proudly brought to you by Flasher